A big thing HAPPENING EVENTUALLY

Sorry for the lack of postage, internet. My uncle died, Uncle Spike R.I.P.

To move on to another topic, I’m collaborating on a webcomic with my classmate Richie. He’s going to draw, and I will smith the words into a primo storyline. So far, we have a hunch of what we’re doing. Think Candyland meets Lord of the Rings. With exploding pirates. This will be my opus, not a MAGNUM opus. I haven’t had enough bombs to come back and make one yet. I’ll post when I can, but until then, be ready for a STORM of GUMDROPS!

Welcome to Insanity Time. SUPER CRAZY!

Welcome, all interblags and blagowebbers, to my little cordoned-off corner of craziness. If you know me, then you know I’m a lunatic. Not the normal, asylum-type character, but a pie loving guy who happens to love Metallica and Lynard Skynard. Also, all the pop-culture references and geekiness. Well it’s more nerdiness, but I don’t like to split hears. Well, I love to split hairs, but not when I’m being hypocritical.

Be forewarned, internetians (interneters?), this blog is eccentric and also, on another level, slightly retarded. I love webcomics, comic books, film, television, and video games. You’re gonna be hit with a FULL DOSAGE of media and tropes. Look it up if you can’t comprehend the awesomeness (and large vocabulary, though not as large as my friend who’s blog I’ll be plugging often). And, if you don’t like profanity, avoid this, because I use it. But only slightly. Because I’m a goddamn gentleman.